Stan:
[ ] You're the normal kid
[x] You have an older sister
[x] You often puke
[x] You have a poofball hat
[ ] One of your parents is a geologist
[ ] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have a lot of talents
Count: 4

Kyle:
[ ] You're Jewish
[ ] You own an ushanka
[ ] You have an adopted sibling
[ ] You easily get mad
[x] Your hair is curly
[ ] You're diabetic
[x] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors
[ ] One of your parents is a lawyer
Count: 2

Cartman:
[ ] You're fat/big-boned
[x] You get made fun of because of your body weight (yes because I'm too skinny, which is obviously false (:!!!)
[ ] People make fat jokes about you
[ ] You eat a lot of junk food
[ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler
[ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls
[ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars
[ ] You have a single mother for a reason
Count: 1

Kenny:
[ ] You hide your face
[x] You're quiet
[ ] You love boobies
[x] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind
[ ] You have cheesed before
[ ] You're poor
[x] Your parents fight all the time (yes but just with words)
[ ] You beg for money
Count: 3

Butters:
[x] You often get called "gay"
[x] You get grounded all the time
[ ] You don't have a lot of hair
[ ] You've seen your parents naked before
[ ] You have a fatass friend
[ ] You're not that popular at school
[x] You dance
[x] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex
Count: 4

Craig:
[ ] You flip people off
[ ] You're one of the cool kids at school
[ ] You've gotten ripped off before
[ ] You think you're cool
[ ] Most of the time you're not happy
[x] You don't participate in anything you think sucks
[x] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy
[x] Your last name starts with a T
Count:3

Clyde:
[x] You're attractive (I've heard that but I don't think so)
[x] You love tacos
[x] Girls/Guys love you (unfortunetely)
[x] You love parties
[ ] Your friends are mean to other people
[x] Your hair is messy at sometimes
[ ] You often wear red and/or blue
[ ] You look at Playboy Magazines
Count:5

Token:
[ ] You're African American
[ ] You're rich
[x] Anything racist gets you mad
[x] You're a nice guy/girl
[ ] You wear purple and yellow
[ ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black"
[x] You live in a big house
[x] You've kicked a fat kid before
Count: 4

Wendy:
[x] You're a Straight A Student
[x] You're a feminist
[ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You fall in love with other boys/girls
[ ] You get called a "hoe"
[ ] You get mad easily at things against you
[ ] School is fun to you
[ ] You're a bitch
Count: 3

Bebe:
[ ] Your hair is blonde
[ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses
[ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy
[ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader
[x] You like playing Truth or Dare
[ ] You love girl talk
[ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age
[ ] You're part of a Secret Committee
Count: 1

Red:
[ ] You have straight red hair
[x] You wear violet
[ ] You can be a total bitch at some times
[x] You love talking on the phone
[x] You get called by your nickname
[x] When your parents are gone, you invite people over
[ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy
[ ] You talk only to your friends
Count: 4

Tweek:
[x] You get frightened easily (a LOT!)
[x] You drink coffee
[ ] You tend to twitch
[ ] You see things that other people do not
[x] Your hair is usually messy
[ ] Your parents aren't helpful
[x] Your clothes are messy/placed incorrectly without your notice
[ ] You stutter
Count: 4

Randy Marsh:
[ ] You've been drunk before
[x] You are often stupid
[ ] You want to become a geologist one day
[ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers
[ ] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason
[x] You play childish games
[x] You've once did something gay in your life
[ ] You love beer
Count: 3

Clyde: 5
Stan: 4
Butters: 4
Tweek: 4
Red: 4
Token : 4
Randy: 3
Kenny: 3
Craig 3
Wendy: 3
Kyle: 2
Cartman: 1
Bebe: 1


title is a pulp's song (:!